The journey of a library book

I’m not the best at returning library books, so I prefer to read in the library whenever possible and only borrow a book if I need to. A few times I’ve ended up with books in my possession longer than I should, and reminder email leave me crestfallen. But what if there was a better way to ask for books back? The Library of the Society of Antiquaries of London may have hit upon the most whimsical solution possible:

Librarians, like shepherds,
Purvey their pastoral care,
And whilst no wolves or leopards
Their dire intent declare,

Through time, and slow detrition,
The grander glories fade;
Books, borrowed for a mission,
Are frequently mislaid.

They are not dead, but sleeping,
The books that Fellows hold,
And some improve with keeping;
Their content turns to gold.

Yet underneath the dirt with
Octavos on those shelves
Which dusters rarely flirt with,
Stray volumes lose themselves.

For ages disregarded
That library book may be,
Whose absence has retarded
A pending Ph.D.

One journal’s single issue
That must have been misplaced –
Alas, how much we miss you!
Your partners go to waste.

Our books are seldom weighted
With marks of ownership;
Not one has yet been fated
To bear the bar-code’s strip.

So seemly is their binding
You’d take them for your own;
Excuse us for reminding,
You have a three-month loan.

You will discern no class-marks
Imprinted on the spines;
We deem such things are crass marks,
Nor do we scourge with fines

The Fellow who produces
A book long overdue;
For volumes have their uses,
And scholars are but few.

Dear Fellows, we importune
You: bring what books you hoard;
Be ours the glad good fortune
To see them all restored.

Why, then you’ll hear us voicing
A loud and cheerful sound;
For great is the rejoicing
When what was lost, is found.

I’m not entirely sure, but I think it was written by Adrian James, the Assistant Librarian. At the very least, it brightened my day and reminded me of a couple of books I need to return (though not to the Society).

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